Me @ my depression

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gaymilesedgeworth:

hemingfay:

anyway olaf is a great example of a villain with a complicated backstory and pretty complex characterization who is still a piece of shit and unworthy of forgiveness so that’s nice

i thought this was about the snowman for a solid 45 seconds

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rosesinblue:

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

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dulect:

bae: come over

me: do you have food

bae: my parents aren’t home

me: are they coming back with food

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gardenoffish:

calamitouserebus:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

“Surrounded by friends”

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

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queerunsolved:

Nothing heals my afflictions like two buddies laughing at death until tears roll down their cheeks

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amelia-pond-inthe-tardis:

“did you bring protection?”
“don’t worry babe”
*pours salt in a circle around bed*

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inkxlenses:

Belle of the Ball (Sallon Frida 2018 Collection)- (1/?)

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showerthoughtsofficial:

No matter how synchronized synchronized swimmers are, they’ll never be as synchronized as someone that keeps unlocking the car door for you to get in and you keep pulling the handle at the same time.

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